Yesterday I went with my wife and mistress to see a wonderful dinner theatre production in Leask.

OK...maybe I should explain...

I went with the women who played my wife (Cathy Anderson) and sort-of mistress (Laurel Beyer) when I was the lead in "Send Me No Flowers" at Saskatoon's St. Thomas Wesley United Church.

The three of us really enjoyed Frostbite Theatre's performance of "Rumors", written by Neil Simon and directed by David Creelman (who also directed "Send Me No Flowers").